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Does anyone know any puppy litter fertility dances??? biggmellon you???? Anyones ????

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nosemovie
Jan. 3rd, 2014 04:15 pm (UTC)
hahaha, you should have redwoodranch on your LJ, she went through all this when she was trying to breed Yankee the first time, LONG drives to Canada, in the snow, etc.

See some of my posts for her link, or just go to my friends page. She has pups RIGHT NOW, come to think of it (all spoken for).
meecie
Jan. 3rd, 2014 05:30 pm (UTC)
Hah, I should do research. Mostly the fertility rituals I know are rather bacchian and x-rated.
biggmellon
Jan. 3rd, 2014 05:45 pm (UTC)
hmmm, well most rituals need to have offerings to said god. So I am thinking eggs, maybe setting eggs out for the gods, and some puppy sized toys. I assuming the breeder doesn't know you well enough to allow you to smudge the mom with sage and adorn her with fertility flowers and soak her feet in magic. So long distance rituals... dancing around a fire in the moonlight is a must, I think you should paint your face to look like the kind of puppies you are invoking, howling, yipping...that sort of thing.
dinahprincedaly
Jan. 4th, 2014 03:42 pm (UTC)
Around the fire in the moonlight--see you there!!
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