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thirty shades of agility

Ok. I confess. I guess I am an agility slut. I am wide open.

Wide. Open.

I will totally go to bed with any new tricks or methods that walk by. I want them all. Heaven help me. Even if they are not new, but just got a new cool haircut and put on pair of hot gym shorts, or you play me a driving action feature film style soundtrack, wear all black, and say what you will give me is new and improved… if anyone can teach me something new, any little thing or 30, yep, I’m in bed.
Some people are loyal. Have standards. They already have a great working relationship. They can afford to be suspicious or grossed out. Turned off. Hard sell, soft sell... I should be embarrassed, ashamed? I‘m too easy? Ok. I’ve been basically indiscriminately fucking around with agility roughly four years (and somehow amazingly still feel like an agility virgin) I guess I still don’t have that kind of confidence or sense of myself as a handler to have any real standards yet, to be able to say nah, you aren’t coming home with me, not buying your pick-up lines, nope, not even a beer with you. You smell of commercialism… yeah, but everyone has their woo. I just figure I am already a slut what really do I have to lose. I even like the woo, all kinds of woo. I like the smell of fresh sweat. Even potentially fictional fresh sweat. What do I get from being suspicious? Offended? I want to do this.  Really DO IT. So, go ahead whisper sweet nothings in my ear, if you tell me you WILL be bringing it---and then if you give me anything, anything at all that teaches ME how to bring it better---Teach me any subtly different shade of thing or things I can do with my body to be even an iota better at this agility stuff -- I am so there. I want to be able to bring it better. You could even be teaching me the same thing someone else tried to, but maybe I stayed clueless, if you get through to me… turn me on...

Does it creep me out a little bit to be an agility slut?  To KNOW that this what I am? Nah. Roll me. Roll me again.


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Nov. 19th, 2013 03:38 pm (UTC)
Ah, you probably need to get into agility polyamory.
(ok, side note here, I went to google to make sure I spelled that word right and I got Portland Poly! There ya go... ahhahaha)

and it's not just about new handling moves. True polyamory probably requires you to have another partner. This partner gives you the chance to REALLY explore fresh options with a clean slate. You know how long-term relationships are... they get stale, they have "rules" and long-held bias and resentments. Sure... they also have HISTORY! and co-learning and wonderful successes and memories. But having another partner really gives you the chance to shed some of those old stuck notions and branch out in different directions.

in a nutshell

Nov. 19th, 2013 04:01 pm (UTC)
Oh puppy puppy puppy! : D I am a puppy slut too.
Nov. 19th, 2013 04:08 pm (UTC)
This post, and comments, has made my morning. <3 <3 <3
Nov. 19th, 2013 06:45 pm (UTC)
I'm glad you even got to see/read it! Is the power mostly back on now?
Nov. 19th, 2013 07:01 pm (UTC)
I got very lucky, and got my power back late yesterday evening. So it wasn't a cold night for us after all :-) Driving in to work today, I went through several neighborhoods that were still dark, and according to the news, crews are still working on power for maybe 9000 people in the area.
Nov. 19th, 2013 07:02 pm (UTC)
uuhg... so horrible for those poor people.
Nov. 19th, 2013 07:30 pm (UTC)
Are you in the tornado vicinity?
Nov. 19th, 2013 08:06 pm (UTC)
The closest tornado to me was about 120 miles away, in mid-Michigan. We were very lucky here, mostly just branches down. They did clock thunderstorm winds up to 70 mph here, so oy.
Nov. 19th, 2013 04:30 pm (UTC)
This is absolutely hysterical, considering I'm pretty sure it was MY post that spurned these lusty thoughts. I will never be able to read or hear the line "30 specific moves" without the visions this post has put in my brain. Ironically, last night my own instructor sent out a mass email stating that she is going to try to get Ann Andrle to come to give us a seminar on the One Mind system. And God I want to do it! My curiosity has been piqued, despite the ick feeling. I always was a bit too "good", always wondered what it might feel like to be a little bit... BAD.

But oh lord, will I ever be able to do it with a straight face after this?
Nov. 19th, 2013 07:26 pm (UTC)
Oh and Yep you can take full credit for this outburst here today!
Nov. 21st, 2013 03:53 am (UTC)
I'm looking forward to hearing YOUR review of the OMD seminar
Nov. 19th, 2013 07:07 pm (UTC)
Totally awesome!!!!
Embracing the agility promiscuity.
Love it.
You know that's kinda the way I like to do things, take it ALL in, digest it, try it on, and then one day you will know what fits you out of this grand big collection of shades you have explored.
Thanks for the smiles.
Nov. 19th, 2013 07:29 pm (UTC)
Anytime! I owe you many many many many many smiles. (Butters and your great great-fullness)
Nov. 20th, 2013 05:15 am (UTC)
I love you and I love this post. A woman proud is a woman endowed. Strap on that rubber dildo and get running!

More power to ya!
Nov. 20th, 2013 05:47 am (UTC)
You just made me think of possible indestructible dog toys. Probably get in trouble for bringing that to a trial tho... sigh
Nov. 20th, 2013 06:06 am (UTC)
As if anyone would know the difference!


Nov. 21st, 2013 03:52 am (UTC)
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT DILDO POST! Haha. One of the greats.
Emily Irwin
Nov. 23rd, 2013 12:05 am (UTC)
Penny found a rubber toy one day which Lumen loves that basically looks like a dildo. It's blue, and ribbed.
Nov. 23rd, 2013 04:11 am (UTC)
some men think penises are toys too
Yow! pictures!!!!!?
Nov. 23rd, 2013 05:28 am (UTC)
Oh, that is classic.
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